As Long As I Get To Be

You Are Graduating From College. That Means That This Is The First Day Of The Last Day Of Your Life. No, That's Wrong. This Is The Last Day Of The First Day Of School. Nope, That's Worse. This Is A Day.

If Something Is Making Us Bored, We Should Probably Keep It Shorter.

I'm A Comedian, And I Decided I Wanted To Be A Comedian When I Was Eight Years Old Watching Old Saturday Night Live Episodes. I Never Decided To Be A Rapper Because I'm Not A Rapper.

No Matter How Much It's Growing, The Internet Still Is A Pretty Specific Demographic. It Doesn't Necessarily Represent The General Populace.

Obviously, Snl Has A Lot Of Viewers, But The Potential For A Movie Is Through The Roof.