As Long As I Get To Be

You Are Graduating From College. That Means That This Is The First Day Of The Last Day Of Your Life. No, That's Wrong. This Is The Last Day Of The First Day Of School. Nope, That's Worse. This Is A Day.

A Sign Now Of Success With A Certain Audience When You Do A Short Comedy Piece, Anywhere, Is That It Gets On Youtube And Gets Around. It's Always Something You're Thinking About Unconsciously.

If I Was Any More On Edge, I'd Be Bono.

I Remember My Dad Turning To Me - My Dad Loves To Turn To Me And Explain Why Things Are Funny. He Used To Do That With Seinfeld All The Time. He Did It With Colombo, Too, Set The Scene.

The Older You Get, The Funnier Fart Jokes Are.