As A Comedian I Appreciate Every Kind

I Think With A Comedian, When You Get To The Point Of A Greatest Hits, It's Kind Of An Acknowledgment That You've Been Doing Stand-up A Long Time, Which Not Very Many People Do.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think People That Send Out Graduation Announcements Are Show-offs.

Thank God I'm At That Point In My Career Where I Don't Have To Take Stuff That I Don't Really Want To Do.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Grandfather Completely Executes The Pull My Finger Trick At The Family Reunion.

By The Time We Get To Church, I Need Church Cuz I've Been Yelled At By Everyone In The Family.