If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's

Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than A Fifth.

The Clever Cat Eats Cheese And Breathes Down Rat Holes With Baited Breath.

During One Of My Treks Through Afghanistan, We Lost Our Corkscrew. We Were Compelled To Live On Food And Water For Several Days.

I'm Looking For Loopholes.

Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The Noise.