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It's Smart To Marry Your Yoga Teacher So When You Get Divorced You Know How To Go Down On Yourself.

It's Okay To Get Stoned, As Long As Its Not By Other People.

I Have The Brain Of A German Shepherd And The Body Of A 16-year-old Boy; They’re Both In My Car And I Want You To See Them

The Greatness Of A Man Is Only Measured By His Urologist.

Apparently My Street Has A Leaf Blower Gang Who Tag Team All Day, So The Sounds Of The Leaf Blower Are Forever Blowing From Dawn To Dusk.