Anytime My Work Can Coax Bodily Fluids

Every Time I Write Something, I Think, This Is The Most Offensive Thing I Will Ever Write. But No. I Always Surprise Myself.

The More Things You Own, The More They Own You.

I Always Thought I'd Write When I Retired - When I Turned 65. But By The Time I Was 33, To Tell You The Truth, I Was A Little Bored With Drugs And Sex, And I Thought I'd Do The Writing Thing.

You're Not Getting This Back You Know. Consider It An Asshole Tax.

The Damaged Loves The Damaged.