Anything That's For Free, People Will Take.

If You Tell The Truth About How You're Feeling, It Becomes Funny.

I Learned The First Night That Ihop's Not The Place To Order Fish.

I Just Feed Off The Energy Of The Audience.

I Tell People That I've Now Done One Decent Thing In My Life. Albeit Inadvertently.

I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction. I'm Surprised There's Not Golf Anonymous.