I Learned The First Night That Ihop's

I Think Michael Moore Is A Hero. I Love Him.

And Eventually As I Kept Writing It, Something Emerged That Was Not Quite Me But A Version Of Me.

I Defy Anyone To Produce Any Evidence That The Word 'happy' Has Ever Crossed My Lips. I Am Not Now, Nor Have I Ever Been, 'happy.'

When I Was Living In New York And Didn't Have A Penny To My Name, I Would Walk Around The Streets And Occasionally I Would See An Alcove Or Something. And I'd Think, That'll Be Good, That'll Be A Good Spot For Me When I'm Homeless.

Sometimes You Have To Wander A Bit, And Do What You Don't Want To In Order To Figure Out What It Is You're Supposed To Do.