An Uninspiring Canvas Becomes A Glamorous Masterpiece

My Eyebrows Could Do With A Trim.

Comedy Ages Quicker Than Tragedy, To The Extent That We Can't Know If The 10 Commandments May Originally Have Been 10 Hilarious One-liners.

Don Quixote's 'delusions' Is An Excellent Read - Far Better Than My Own Forthcoming Travel Book, 'walking Backwards Across Tuscany.'

Listening To Chris Moyles On Radio 1 Is The Most Miserable Thing Any Human Being Can Do, But Attending Awards Ceremonies Isn't Far Behind.

Acting Is The Most Demanding, Painful Job In The World.