An Economist Is Someone Who Knows All

I Feel That If God Had Really Wanted Us To Have Enough Oil, He Would Never Have Given Us A Department Of Energy.

I Value People With A Conscience. It's Like A Beeper From God.

Most People Would Like To Be Delivered From Temptation But Would Like It To Keep In Touch.

I May Be Forty, But Every Morning When I Get Up, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

Do You Ever Get The Feeling That The Only Reason We Have Elections Is To Find Out If The Polls Were Right?