Among The Weeds Choking Out Growth And

I Took A Vow Of Political Celibacy.

I Refer, Of Course, To The Debts Our Nation Has Amassed For Itself Over Decades Of Indulgence. It Is The New Red Menace, This Time Consisting Of Ink. We Can Debate Its Origins Endlessly And Search For Villains On Ideological Grounds, But The Reality Is Pure Arithmetic.

Our Fiscal Ruin And Resulting Loss Of World Leadership Will, In Their [liberals'] Eyes, Be Not A Tragic Event But A Desirable One.

When Business Leaders Ask Me What They Can Do For Indiana, I Always Reply: 'make Money. Go Make Money. That's The First Act Of Corporate Citizenship. If You Do That, You'll Have To Hire Someone Else, And You'll Have Enough Profit To Help One Of Those Non-profits We're So Proud Of.'

Sure, Things Could Always Have Been Done Better, But I Just Wish People Would Drop Their Political Hammers For A Few Weeks, As Happened In 2001, And Work On The Problem At Hand