America's Biggest Failure Is Its Inability To

Some Time Ago A Publisher Told Me That There Are Four Kinds Of Books That Seldom, If Ever, Lose Money In The United States--first,murder Stories; Secondly, Novels In Which The Heroine Is Forcibly Overcome By The Hero; Thirdly, Volumes On Spiritualism, Occultism And Other Such Claptrap, And Fourthly, Books On Lincoln.

The Real Charm Of The United States Is That It Is The Only Comic Country Ever Heard Of.

Women Have A Hard Enough Time In This World: Telling Them The Truth Would Be Too Cruel.

A Bad Man Is The Sort Who Weeps Every Time He Speaks Of A Good Woman.

No Married Man Is Genuinely Happy If He Has To Drink Worse Whisky Than He Used To Drink When He Was Single.