Always Remember To Smile And Look Up

That's The Way You Feel When You're Beaten Inside. You Don't Feel Angry At Those Who've Beaten You. You Just Feel Ashamed.

I Keep My Undies In The Icebox!

I'm Personally Opposed To A Deep Tan Because I Like To Feel Blond All Over.

I Am Invariably Late For Appointments - Sometimes As Much As Two Hours. I've Tried To Change My Ways But The Things That Make Me Late Are Too Strong, And Too Pleasing.

It's Better To Be Unhappy Alone Than Unhappy With Someone - So Far.