I Keep My Undies In The Icebox!

The Trouble With Censors Is That They Worry If A Girl Has Cleavage. They Ought To Worry If She Hasn't Any.

Suicide, Is A Persons Privilege. I Don't Believe It's A Sin Or A Crime It's Your Right If You Do. Though It Doesn't Get You Anywhere.

I Used To Get The Feeling, And Sometimes I Still Get It, That I Was Fooling Somebody - I Don't Know Who Or What - Maybe Myself. I Have Feelings Some Days Where There Are Scenes With A Lot Of Responsibility, And I'll Wish, 'gee, If Only I Had Been A Cleaning Woman.'

There Is A Future, And I Can't Wait To Get To It

I've Often Stood Silent At A Party For Hours Listening To My Movie Idols Turn Into Dull And Little People.