Although I Cannot Lay An Egg, I

I Am Giving You Examples Of The Fact That This Creature Man, Who In His Own Selfish Affairs Is A Coward To The Backbone, Will Fight For An Idea Like A Hero. . . . I Tell You, Gentlemen, If You Can Shew A Man A Piece Of What He Now Calls God's Work To Do, And What He Will Later Call By Many New Names, You Can Make Him Entirely Reckless Of The Consequences To Himself Personally.

I Make A Fortune From Criticizing The Policy Of The Government, And Then Hand It Over To The Government In Taxes To Keep It Going.

Oh, Well, If You Want Original Conversations, You'd Better Go And Talk To Yourself.

If The Announcer Can Produce The Impression That He Is A Gentleman, He May Pronounce As He Pleases.

I Find That The Moment I Let A Woman Make Friends With Me, She Becomes Jealous, Exacting, Suspicious, And A Damned Nuisance. I Find That The Moment I Let Myself Make Friends With A Woman, I Become Selfish And Tyrannical.