Allow Yourself To Graduate, Every Five Years.

Every Time I Get Something Under Control In My Own Life, The World Provides More Material.

I've Found It's Better To Talk To The Machine And Hang Up If I Get The Person.

Breaking Up: It's So Easy To Return Their Possessions, But So Hard To Get Our Brain Cells Back.

So Often, Happiness Is The Extent To Which We Balance Our Grandiose Expectations With Reality.

This Is A Business Meal. The Calories Do Not Count. I Am Mentally Labeling These As 'business Calories' So My Body Will Know They Were Eaten In The Line Of Duty And Will Process Them Differently.