I'm Married, Which Means That Instead Of

Every Time I Get Something Under Control In My Own Life, The World Provides More Material.

After 14 Years Of Dieting, There Are Only Two Things I've Never Lost. Hope And Weight.

This Is A Business Meal. The Calories Do Not Count. I Am Mentally Labeling These As 'business Calories' So My Body Will Know They Were Eaten In The Line Of Duty And Will Process Them Differently.

I Was Going To Sip On A Diet Soda, But A Little Voice Convinced Me I Needed The Extra Calcium From A Cup Of Hot Chocolate.

One Day, In 1982, For 15 Minutes, My Hair Was Perfect.