All Those Girls Who Were Mean To

I Did Want To Acknowledge And Confirm The Fact That My Son Does, Indeed, Have An Autism Diagnosis.

Seven Years I Worked At The Polish Deli. It's A Very Slow Deli. So I Sat Around A Lot On My Stool At The Cashier. And I'd Sign My Autograph On All The Bags I'd Put The Milk In. Just Everyday, Practice My Autograph. And The Manager Of The Store Would Take Some Of Them And Tape Them Against The Wall. And He'd Say, "some Day, I'm Telling You, It Will Be Worth Something." And I'm Like 13, Going, "really?!" And When I Go Back There, He Still Has Them On The Wall. It's Very Cute.

I'm Free Of Stress And Worries Now Because If I Don't Like Something I'm Doing, I Just Find The Fun In It Instead Of Being Miserable. Let Me Have Fun With The People I Work With, Let Me Have Fun Making Money - When I Grew Up So Poor, Ya Know?

I Do Believe Sadly It's Going To Take Some Diseases Coming Back To Realize That We Need To Change And Develop Vaccines That Are Safe.

My Philosophy Of Dating Is To Just Fart Right Away.