All Comedians Are A Bit Attention-seeking And

Viagra Has Instructions: 'keep Away From Children' - What Kind Of Man Do You Think I Am?

After A Gig I Always Head Back To The Hotel, Remembering Granny's Words Of Wisdom. I Cancel The Late-night Pizza And Watch The Jonathan Ross Show Instead.

It's So Clear Cut With A Comedian - You Have That Reflex Action, Whereby You Laugh Or You Don't. And So You Either Love Us Or You Simply Cannot See Why People Are Laughing.

No Matter How Much You Give A Homeless Person For Tea... You Never Get That Tea.

Jesus Loves You... He's Not 'in Love' With You.