After A Gig I Always Head Back

It's So Clear Cut With A Comedian - You Have That Reflex Action, Whereby You Laugh Or You Don't. And So You Either Love Us Or You Simply Cannot See Why People Are Laughing.

My Girlfriend Said She Wanted Me To Tease Her, So I Said "alright, Fatty."

I Was A Christian. I Didn't Want To Have Sex Before Marriage, I Was A Bit Uptight And Not Very Self-confident. I Was A Virgin Until I Was 26.

When Someone Close To You Dies, Move Seats.

The Bigger The Audience, The Better With Comedy.