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Fatherhood Is Pretending The Present You Love Most Is Soap-on-a-rope.

I Don't Know The Key To Success, But The Key To Failure Is Trying To Please Everybody.

But If That's What You Want To Be, That's What You Will Be - As Long As You Study.

When I Was A Child, I Was Living In The Housing Projects Of Philadelphia. I Didn't Even Have A Christmas Tree.

The Beautiful Thing About Older People Is Their Ability To Cut The Fat Off Of Conversation. When They Talk, They Don't Go On Forever And Ever. They Say What They Have To Say, And That's It. That Was My Grand Dad. Some Of The Things He Said Stunned Me, But His Words Were Logical. I'll Never Forget Them.