Al Gore Has Endorsed Howard Dean For

The Big Debate Right Now Is If Saddam Is Alive Or Dead. He's Dead, Then He's Alive, Then Dead, Then Alive. It's Just Confusing. Today They Showed Videotape, And Saddam Was Speaking At His Own Funeral.

President Bush Says He Now Wants To Simplify The Tax Code. Only Those In The Blue States Will Pay.

I Got Some Good News Earlier Today Before The Show. Thanks To Alex Rodriguez, I Am No Longer The Most Overpaid Disappointment In New York City.

Holyfield Won The Fight. It's Not The First Time Romney Has Been Knocked Out By A Black Guy.

According To The Recent Polls, Bush Has A Slight Lead Over John Kerry. So Today, Bush Hung A Banner Over The White House Saying, 'mission Accomplished.'