Aha!" Interrupted Officer Shrift, Making Another Note

Aha!" Interrupted Officer Shrift, Making Another Note In His Little Book. "just As I Thought: Boys Are The Cause Of Everything.

Just Because You Have A Choice, It Doesn't Mean That Any Of Them 'has' To Be Right.

Whatever We Learn Has A Purpose And Whatever We Do Affects Everything And Everyone Else, If Even In The Tiniest Way. Why, When A Housefly Flaps His Wings, A Breeze Goes Round The World; When A Speck Of Dust Falls To The Ground, The Entire Planet Weighs A Little More; And When You Stamp Your Foot, The Earth Moves Slightly Off Its Course. Whenever You Laugh, Gladness Spreads Like The Ripples In The Pond; And Whenever You're Sad, No One Anywhere Can Be Really Happy. And It's Much The Same Thing With Knowledge, For Whenever You Learn Something New, The Whole World Becomes That Much Richer.

Why, Can You Imagine What Would Happen If We Named All The Twos Henry Or George Or Robert Or John Or Lots Of Other Things? You'd Have To Say Robert Plus John Equals Four, And If The Four's Name Were Albert, Things Would Be Hopeless.

And That's Why People No Longer Care Which Words They Use As Long As They Use Lots Of Them.