Age Is Not A Particularly Interesting Subject.

Anyone Buying This Book Is Going To Be Out A Tidy Sum If He Is Sucked In By The Title. I Wish I Could Write A Real Sexy Book That Would Be Barred From The Mails. Apparently Nothing Whets A Reader's Appetite For Literature More Than The News That The Author Has Been Thrown Into A Federal Pokey For Disturbing The Libido Of Millions Of Americans.

When I Invite A Woman To Dinner, I Expect Her To Look At My Face. That's The Price She Has To Pay.

A Man's Only As Old As The Woman He Feels.

A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi With The Meter Running.

If It Gets Any Hotter In Here I Could Use A Big Fan.