Against Logic There Is No Armor Like

Two Things Reduce Prejudice: Education And Laughter.

Noblest Of All Dogs Is The Hot-dog; It Feeds The Hand That Bites It.

Middle Age Is When Anything New In The Way You Feel Is Most Likely A Symptom.

. . . If You Can Tell The Difference Between Good Advice And Bad Advice, You Don't Need Advice.

A Pessimist Is A Man Who Looks Both Ways When He Crosses The Street.