After Being So Bad I Could Hear

Sympathy Is Charming, But It Does Not Make Up For Pain.

On One Night Of My Debut The Prince Of Wales, The Princess, And The Duchess Of London Came To See Me. They Loved Me For What I Was And What I Gave Them.

No Person In The World Ever Lost Anything By Being Nice To Me.

You Wouldn't Believe How The Town Was Named For Me. I Was Met By The Whole Population, Headed By The Mayor.

I Have Always Been Willing To Take The Blame For The Things I Have Done