Actually, If I Could Deliberately Sit Down

I Applied To Uncyclopedia Bassists, And Was Accepted!!

I Started Doing All Kinds Of Weird Stuff On The Guitar, Which Became Part Of My Playing. I Started Doing Harmonics And Tapping On The Guitar And Pulling Off Strings And Doing All This Weird Stuff That No One Had Ever Done Before.

I Have Pictures Of Me Sitting In The Racquetball Court In My Pajamas With An Acoustic Guitar, And Wolfgang Is Probably Just Two-and-a-half-feet Tall. I'll Never Forget The Day I Saw His Foot Tapping Along In Beat! I Knew Then, I Couldn't Wait For The Day I'd Be Able To Make Music With My Son. I Don't Know What More I Could Ask For.

I Destroyed A Lot Of Guitars Trying To Get Them To Do What I Wanted, But I Learned Something From Every Guitar I Tore Apart, And Discovered Even More Things. Things Like If The String Is Not Straight From The Bridge Saddle To The Nut, You're Going To Have Friction.

Sometimes I Just Want To Lick David Lee Roth In The Nuts