Actually, I Used To Be A Busboy

My Girlfriend Looks A Little Like Charlize Theron...and A Lot Like Patrick Ewing.

My Real Last Name Is Galifianakisburg.

I Watch A Happy Person Doing Stand-up, And I Go, "what The Hell Is This? This Person's Happy!" You Need Internal Conflict. You Need The Guy To Be Out Of Step With Society. It's A Tool For Comedy.

I Was Just Thinking How Unfortunate It'd Be To Be A Fat Girl Named Candy.

I Just Try To Keep Myself A Traditionalist. I Liked Being An Underground Comic Doing My Thing. I Want To Maintain That. I Just Do.