Actors Don’t Retire. They Just Get Offered

I See My Purpose In Life As Making The World A Happier Place To Be In.

Stardom Is Like Making Love In A Hammock - A Happy Experience But One Of Uncertain Duration.

Actors Don’t Retire. They Just Get Offered Fewer Roles.

Isn’t It Fascinating To Think That Probably The Only Laugh That Man Will Ever Get In His Life Is By Stripping Off And Showing His Shortcomings?

I Wonder Why It Is, That Young Men Are Always Cautioned Against Bad Girls. Anyone Can Handle A Bad Girl. It's The Good Girls Men Should Be Warned Against.