Acting In A Stage Play Is Like

Comedy Ages Quicker Than Tragedy, To The Extent That We Can't Know If The 10 Commandments May Originally Have Been 10 Hilarious One-liners.

I See My Large Nose, Like Half An Avocado. I Broke It Falling Downstairs When I Was Six, And It Now Resembles A Large Blob Of Play-dough.

I Am 54 And Age Is Slowly Writing Itself On My Face.

I'm An Armchair Kind Of Guy, Especially When It's Raining, Which It Always Is And Always Will Be.

Listening To Chris Moyles On Radio 1 Is The Most Miserable Thing Any Human Being Can Do, But Attending Awards Ceremonies Isn't Far Behind.