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A Kiss Is A Course Of Procedure Cunningly Devised, For The Mutual Stopage Of Speech At A Moment When Words Are Superfluous.

Children, Behold The Chimpanzee: He Sits On The Ancestral Tree From Which We Sprang In Ages Gone.

Modesty: The Gentle Art Of Enhancing Your Charm By Pretending Not To Be Aware Of It.

Darling: The Popular Form Of Address Used In Speaking To A Member Of The Opposite Sex Whose Name You Cannot At The Moment Remember.

I Would Like To Throw An Egg Into An Electric Fan.