The Irish Gave The Bagpipes To The

Age, Like Distance Lends A Double Charm.

A Pest Is A Person Who Can Talk Like An Encyclopedia, And Does.

A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss, But It Gains A Certain Polish.

Song Is The Licensed Medium For Bawling In Public Things Too Silly Or Sacred To Be Uttered In Ordinary Speech.

Cat: A Pygmy Lion Who Loves Mice, Hates Dogs, And Patronizes Human Beings.