A Tree Never Hits An Automobile Except

I Sued American Apparel Because They Calculatingly Took My Name, My Likeness And Image And Used Them Publicly To Promote Their Business.

I Don't Know What I'm Doing, But My Incompetence Has Never Stopped My Enthusiasm.

People Always Tease Me. They Say, Look At You, You Went For So Much Psychoanalysis And You're So Neurotic, You Wind Up Marrying A Girl So Much Younger Than You.

The Heart Is A Very, Very Resilient Little Muscle. It Really Is.

I'm Not Anti-social. I'm Just Not Social.