A Pest Is A Person Who Can

Darling: The Popular Form Of Address Used In Speaking To A Member Of The Opposite Sex Whose Name You Cannot At The Moment Remember.

What Is My Loftiest Ambition? I've Always Wanted To Throw An Egg At An Electric Fan.

Age, Like Distance Lends A Double Charm.

Diplomacy: Lying In State.

When I Go Abroad I Always Sail From Boston Because It Is Such A Pleasant Place To Get Away From.