A Man Spends The First Half Of

Rose-colored Glasses Are Never Made In Bifocals. Nobody Wants To Read The Small Print In Dreams.

Make Somebody Happy Today, And Mind Your Own Business

If You Want To Catch Trout, Don't Fish In A Herring Barrel.

A Man Spends The First Half Of His Life Learning Habits That Shorten The Other Half.

Nobody Says You Must Laugh, But A Sense Of Humor Can Help You Overlook The Unattractive, Tolerate The Unpleasant, Cope With The Unexpected, And Smile Through The Day.