A Man Is Known By The Silence

Age, Like Distance Lends A Double Charm.

Cat: A Pygmy Lion Who Loves Mice, Hates Dogs, And Patronizes Human Beings.

Gather Kittens While You May, Time Brings Only Sorrow; And The Kittens Of Today; Will Be Old Cats Tomorrow.

What Is My Loftiest Ambition? I've Always Wanted To Throw An Egg At An Electric Fan.

Children, Behold The Chimpanzee: He Sits On The Ancestral Tree From Which We Sprang In Ages Gone.