A Long Life May Not Be Good

The Way To Wealth Is As Plain As The Way To Market. It Depends Chiefly On Two Words, Industry And Frugality: That Is, Waste Neither Time Nor Money, But Make The Best Use Of Both. Without Industry And Frugality Nothing Will Do, And With Them Everything.

My Refusing To Eat Meat Occasioned Inconveniency, And I Have Been Frequently Chided For My Singularity. But My Light Repast Allows For Greater Progress, For Greater Clearness Of Head And Quicker Comprehension.

He That Sells Upon Credit Expects To Lose 5 Per Cent. By Bad Debts; Therefore He Charges, On All He Sells Upon Credit, An Advance That Shall Make Up That Deficiency.

Hast Thou Virtue? Acquire Also The Graces And Beauties Of Virtue.

He That Drinks Fast, Pays Slow. Beer Is Proof That God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy. There Can't Be Good Living Where There Is Not Good Drinking.