The Only Things Of Certainty Are Death

Trouble Springs From Idleness.

Beer Is God's Way Of Telling Us That He Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy.

Every Pot Must Sit On Its Own Bottom.

If A Man Empties His Purse Into His Head, No One Can Take It From Him.

He That Drinks Fast, Pays Slow. Beer Is Proof That God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy. There Can't Be Good Living Where There Is Not Good Drinking.