A Husband May Forget Where He Went

The Disadvantage Of Becoming Wise Is That You Realize How Foolish You've Been.

All Work And No Pay Makes A Housewife.

The Best Way To Make A Long Story Short Is To Stop Listening.

Don't Be A Hog: The Only Time A Hog Helps The Community Is When He Dies.

After Paying For The Wedding, About The Only Thing A Father Has Left To Give Away Is The Bride.