A Household Name Is Like Ketchup. Everybody

The Earliest Stand-up Comedy I Was Aware Of Was Bill Cosby. I Watched Saturday Night Live As Soon As I Was Aware Of It, And Monty Python Used To Be On Pbs At Weird Hours, So I Used To Try To Watch That. And I Loved George Carlin On Snl, That Was The First Stand-up I Ever Really Remember Seeing On Tv. And Then Steve Martin. I Guess I Was In Fifth Or Sixth Grade When Steve Martin Showed Up, And He Was Instantly My Idol. And Richard Pryor Around The Same Time Too, I Sort Of Became Aware Of Him, Though I Don't Remember The First Time I Saw Him.

I Don't Have A Brother In Real Life.

My Kids Used To Love Math. Now It Makes Them Cry. Thanks Standardized Testing And Common Core!

Life's Too Short To Be An Asshole, As An Employer Or As An Employee.

If I Do Something For My Kids, I Get A Medal, Because Most Fathers Don't.