A Friend That Ain't In Need Is

It Is Pretty Hard To Tell What Does Bring Happiness; Poverty And Wealth Have Both Failed.

Ther's Still A Few Honest Folks Left But They Never Seem T' Find Anything You Lose.

Only One Fellow In Ten Thousand Understands The Currency Question, And We Meet Him Every Day.

Very Often The Quiet Fellow Has Said All He Knows

One Of The Commonest Mistakes Is Thinking Your Worries Are Over When Your Children Get Married.