A Comedian Can Only Last Till He

When A Fellow Ain't Got Much Mind, It Don't Take Him Long To Make It Up.

When A Party Can't Think Of Anything Else They Always Fall Back On Lower Taxes. It Has A Magic Sound To A Voter, Just Like Fairyland Is Spoken Of And Dreamed Of By All Children. But No Child Has Ever Seen It; Neither Has Any Voter Ever Lived To See The Day When His Taxes Were Lowered. Presidents Have Been Promising Lower Taxes Since Washington Crossed The Delaware By Hand In A Row Boat. But Our Taxes Have Gotten Bigger And Their Boats Have Gotten Larger Until Now The President Crosses The Delaware In His Private Yacht.

I Am Not A Member Of Any Organized Political Party. I Am A Democrat.

The Best Way To Make A Fire With Two Sticks Is To Make Sure One Of Them Is A Match.

Political Elections Are A Good Deal Like Marriages, There's No Accounting For Anyone's Taste.