A Bachelor Of Arts Is One Who

Never Worry For Fear You Have Broken A Man's Heart; At The Worst It Is Only Sprained And A Week's Rest Will Put It In Perfect Working Condition Again.

A Woman's Flattery May Inflate A Man's Head A Little; But Her Criticism Goes Straight To His Heart, And Contracts It So That It Can Never Again Hold Quite As Much Love For Her.

It's Easier To Hide Your Light Under A Bushel Than To Keep Your Shady Side Dark.

No Man Can Understand Why A Woman Shouldn't Prefer A Good Reputation To A Good Time.

Verily, The Best Of Husbands Hath Many Raw Edges, And Many Unnecessary Pleats In His Temper, And Many Wrinkles In His Disposition, Which Must Be Removed.