A Bachelor Of Arts Is One Who

In Olden Times Sacrifices Were Made At The Altar - A Practice Which Is Still Continued.

Wedding: The Point At Which A Man Stops Toasting A Woman And Begins Roasting Her.

Life Begins At 40 - But So Do Fallen Arches, Rheumatism, Faulty Eyesight, And The Tendency To Tell A Story To The Same Person, Three Or Four Times.

Kissing A Smoker Is Like Licking An Ashtray.

There Is A Vast Difference Between The Savage And The Civilized Man, But It Is Never Apparent To Their Wives Until After Breakfast.