It's Easier To Hide Your Light Under

A Man May Talk Inspiringly To A Woman About Love In The Abstract--but The Look In His Eyes Is Always Perfectly Concrete.

No Man Can Understand Why A Woman Shouldn't Prefer A Good Reputation To A Good Time.

Verily, The Best Of Husbands Hath Many Raw Edges, And Many Unnecessary Pleats In His Temper, And Many Wrinkles In His Disposition, Which Must Be Removed.

Marriage Is The Operation By Which A Woman's Vanity And A Man's Egotism Are Extracted Without An Anaesthetic.

The Follies Which A Man Regrets The Most In His Life Are Those Which He Didn't Commit When He Had The Opportunity.