It's Easier To Hide Your Light Under

Fortunately For Women, Most Men Mistake Loneliness For Love Before Marriage, And Habit For Happiness Afterward.

A Man Is Like A Cat; Chase Him And He Will Run - Sit Still And Ignore Him And He'll Come Purring At Your Feet.

A Woman's Flattery May Inflate A Man's Head A Little; But Her Criticism Goes Straight To His Heart, And Contracts It So That It Can Never Again Hold Quite As Much Love For Her.

To Make A Man Perfectly Happy Tell Him He Works Too Hard, That He Spends Too Much Money, That He Is "misunderstood" Or That He Is "different;" None Of This Is Necessarily Complimentary, But It Will Flatter Him Infinitely More Than Merely Telling Him That He Is Brilliant, Or Noble, Or Wise, Or Good.

Soft, Sweet Things With A Lot Of Fancy Dressing - That's What A Little Boy Loves To Eat And A Grown Man Prefers To Marry.