Zoroaster Said, When In Doubt Abstain; But

There Is Only One Good Substitute For The Endearments Of A Sister, And That Is The Endearments Of Some Other Fellow's Sister.

What The World Wants Iz [sic] Good Examples, Not So Mutch Advice; Advice May Be Wrong, But Examples Prove Themselves.

I Never Had A Man Come To Me For Advice Yet, But What I Soon Discovered That He Thought More Of His Own Opinion Than He Did Of Mine.

The Wheel That Squeaks The Loudest Is The One That Gets The Grease.

Human Happiness Konsists In Having What Yu Want, And Wanting What Yu Have.