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Always End The Name Of Your Child With A Vowel, So That When You Yell The Name Will Carry.

All Parents Experience The Same Problems.

While Fathers Are Pleasant Figureheads, There Is A Special Bond Between Children And Their Mothers. 'do You Help Your Mother Clean Up The House?' I Asked One Girl Of Seven. 'no,' She Sweetly Replied, 'i Help Make The Mess.' It's A Dirty Job But Somebody's Got To Do It.

When You Carry A Gun, You Mean To Harm Somebody, Kill Somebody.

People Will Frighten You About A Graduation....they Use Words You Don't Hear Often.