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Your Mother Will Never See You Again If You Do Not Marry Mr. Collins, And I Will Never See You Again If You Do; For I Shall Not Have My Best Warrior Resigned To The Service Of A Man Who Is Fatter Than Buddha And Duller Than The Edge Of A Learning Sword.
-Seth Grahame-Smith
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Your Mother Will Never See You Again

Seth Grahame-Smith
Your Mother Will Never See You Again If You Do Not Marry Mr. Collins, And I Will Never See You Again If You Do; For I Shall Not Have My Best Warrior Resigned To The Service Of A Man Who Is Fatter Than Buddha And Duller Than The Edge Of A Learning Sword.
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