Your First Big Trouble Can Be A

In The Old Days, Ptomaine Poisoning Was A Cover-all. If You Missed A Show And You Were Young, It Meant You Were Having An Abortion. If You Were Old, It Meant You Were Having A Face Lift.

Aim Above Morality. If You Apply That To Life, Then Youre Bound To Live Life Fully.

Sometimes What You Want You Don't Get Until You Don't Want It Anymore.

The Kiss. There Are All Sorts Of Kisses, Lad, From The Sticky Confection To The Kiss Of Death. Of Them All, The Kiss Of An Actress Is The Most Unnerving. How Can We Tell If She Means It Or If She's Just Practicing?

Do People Get Moral When They Don't Get Ahead?