Your As Slow As A Fat Kid

I'm Gay. I Know Things.

Darkness Got You Like Shelob Gor Frodo, Only Worse.

Actually, Since I'm Gay I Think I Should Count For Two Guys Instead Of Just One. I Mean, In Me You Get The Male Point Of View And You Don't Have To Worry About Me Wanting To Touch Your Boobies.

I'd Sacrificed True Love And A Popped Cherry To The God Of Deception And Hormones." - Zoey Redbird (ch 24)

The Problem, Of Course, Was That Turning Into A Monster Was The Brighter Of My Two Choices. Choice Number 1: I Turn Into A Vampyre, Which Equals A Monster In Just About Any Human’s Mind. Choice Number 2: My Body Rejects The Change And I Die. Forever. So The Good News Is That I Wouldn’t Have To Take The Geometry Test Tomorrow.