You Should Listen To Your Heart, And

The Conundrum That I Face On A Daily Basis Is That I Have Two Sons Who Have Grown Up Watching 'the Simpsons,' So They Know Exactly What Buttons To Push. They Know How Bart Irritates Homer, And They Use These Lines Against Me To Tell Me That I'm Not Funny Anymore.

People Go Into Cartooning Because They're Shy And They're Angry. That's When You're Sitting In The Back Of A Classroom Drawing The Teacher.

But We All Had An Agreement To Let Each Other Get Away With Everything! That's Capitalism!

I Don't Mind Sharing The Blame If She'll Just Admit She Started It.

I Plead Alignment To The Flakes Of The Untitled Snakes Of A Merry Cow And To The Republicrats For Which They Scam: One Nacho, Underpants With Licorice And Jugs Of Wine For Owls.