You Really Are Here. (thanatos) Hair Of

You Know, You Say ‘not Exactly’ A Lot. You’re Not Exactly A Vampire. You’re Not Exactly From Scotland, And You’re Allergic To Daylight. What Else? (sunshine) I Hate Bran Muffins And Grass. (talon)

Sometimes Dead Wasn’t Dead Enough.’ – Sundown

It’s Broke Again, Akri. The Man Downstairs Done Said That The Simi Can’t Charge Nothing Else Until I’m Not Over My Limit No More. I Don’t Know What That Means, But I Don’t Like It. Fix It, Akri, Or Else I Might Eat Him. The Simi Gots Needs And I Needs My Plastic To Work. (simi)

Honey, You Need To Get Laid. (selena) Why Don’t You Speak A Little Louder, Lanie? I Don’t Think The Guys In Canada Were Able To Hear You. (grace) Oh, I Don’t Know. They’re Probably Headed South Even As We Speak. (waiter)

Why Do You Tolerate It? (kat) The Same Reason Sin Hasn’t Resigned Himself To Death. There Are Six Billion People On Earth Who Need Someone To Protect Them From Things That Are Scarier Than The Tax Man Or A Knife-wielding Stranger. Things That A Gun Won’t Stop. As Long As Their Lives Hang In The Balance, What’s A Little Humiliation For Me? (acheron)